I hope you all had a great Chrimbo and saw in the New Year in a traditional oiled fashion:)
We were open at the pub and Had Dj Al Key spinning the discs for us, what a great night, best New Years Eve we have ever had:)
Over 100 guests and people hitting the dance floor as early as 23.15! My New Years Eve party was on the 1st But Mr Moyes did his best at making that a miserable day, cheers to the Spurs supporters in the pub for cheering me up!
Its FA Cup this wknd and loads of games on, as usual check out all fixtures under sport on this site, you might be surprised whos playing:)
I just had to share this one…:)
Johnny is 81 years old. He has played golf every day since his retirement 16 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast
“That’s it”, he tells his wife. “I’m giving up golf. My eyesight has got so bad. Once I’ve hit the ball I can’t see where it goes.”His wife sympathises. As they sit down, she makes a suggestion: “Why don’t you take my brother with you and give it one more try.”
“That’s no good”, sighs Arthur. “Your brother is 93 years old. He can’t help.” “He may be ninety three”, says the wife, “but his eyesight is perfect.”
So the next day, Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes an almighty swing and squints down the fairway.
He turns to the brother-in-law. “Did you see the ball?”. “Of course I did!”, says the brother-in-law. “I have perfect eyesight.”
“Where did it go?” asks Arthur.
“Can’t remember.”
See you all in the pub:)
Dougie